
Dawn!!! bleurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He heheehehe, my dad used to send me out with a toasting fork, and i had to stab them, and then drown them in a milk bottle of salty water.
I hate stepping on them, they go make a really orrible popping sound! I also hate cuddling a dog, and then finding a slug on it!
Spiders are KEWL! fantastic creatures! Teganaria Gigantea, (thats the hairy chappie who wanders around your house scaring you) is amazing, bizarrely for spiders, the big one is the male and the little one the female, its usually the other way round.
They have a fantastic in built body clock, i have one here, behind my puter, he comes out at bang on 15 past nine, every night! and always walks around the room clockwise!
They also have hydraulic legs, they pump them full of fluid to extend them, and drain them to retract. Brilliant.
The wolf spider, (not in this country) can memorise an exact route to a food source, even though when she has set off, the route is no longer visible to her, AND an alternative route, which from her view point looks correct is! Thats good going for something with a brain the size of a pin head!
Also, female spiders are ace, the male annoys her, doesnt bring her a gift before the nuptials commence, she EATS him! Yay, girl power!
Some spider ladies like the bondage, the male sneaks up and ties her down by the legs to mate, or she will eat him!
House spiders are VERY territorial, so if you are going around your house removing them, more will move in, and, because the new tenants are looking for a place to build a web, you will in fact see more of them. So, leave them alone, learn what time they come out, and you will be safe from them, unless its breeding season (summer) in which case, you will see lots of them about, sometimes several in one place, all looking for spider nookie!
One word of warning though, it is a common myth that spiders cannot puncture human skin, yes, they can, and they will, under certain circumstances. I had an argument about this with a friend, who believed they could not bite, adn to prove my point, i 'annoyed' a house spider, and a garden spider. They both bit me, and drew blood, and it does hurt a lil, but no worse than a bee sting.
Spiders are only likely to bite if prodded when they are trapped, or if trapped inside clothing, or brushed against in undergrowth.
The thing i really hate, is cockroaches!!!!!!!! id sleep on the streets before id set foot in a house with roaches in it!
Em