Found this on a Birthday card

1. Rise at 5.00am

2. Go out and pee on the world

3. Make Poopy

4. Sniff poopy

5. Seriously think about eating poopy

6. Eat funny looking bug instead

7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug

8. Drink out of magic well (toilet)

9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again.

liberty :)

lol Liberty. :D

How about adding:

"Fart lengthily and majestically as soon as owners sit down for a meal."

" Burp sardines in mum and dads faces"

:D

Or ... "make lurve to a cushion in front of the in-laws"

How about bringing down yesterdays knickers....for all to see

liberty

Mine only bring knickers down when there are workmen in the house.

As for the rest........

Julia & hooligans

What would we do without the little treasures..??..!! :) :D :)

liberty

Have sanitized, perfectly clean homes with all the duvet all night and no dog hair in the food you serve to your in-laws.

Oh no I forgot I've got a husband :D

Julia & Hooligans

Hi Julia

I'm pleased that I'm not the only one serving up food with dog hair.... I tell people it's an added extra, Japanense and very expensive :D

liberty

Hi Liberty

Extra fibre - very good for you. And mine comes in 3 colours, bit like Pilau rice!!

Julia

:D :D lol Julia :D :D

why only on birthdays??? Mine do this EVERY day :D