
I still can't do it! I've got a veterinary thermometer, and as Piglet has been a little off-colour I thought I might give it an inaugurative outing. I made the mistake of reading the instructions! (You can tell I'm not a chap ;) ) It has to be inserted between 1 and 2 inches, and must touch the mucus membrane - simply being inserted into the faeces is no good.

That was it. I bottled it! Piglet will have to get over it in his own good time!
I'm ashamed. :o