
Got this on my breed email list:
Reasons to Breed Dogs
10. Thought the house was too orderly.
9. Never did like having a full nights sleep.
8. Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW.
7. Thought the furniture looked too nice.
6. Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon,
evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
5. Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want to pay
a gardener.
4. Neighbors didn't complain enough.
3. Kids weren't enough of a challenge.
2. If you can train and show one dog, why not ten.
1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows.