By mr murphy
Date 25.02.03 23:40 UTC
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrrupted as a very last resort,
And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cos the index doesn't hash,
Then your situations hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
When the copy of your floppy's getting stroppy in the disk,
And the macrocode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM...
Then quickly turn the 'puter off and be sure to tell your mum
By Kash
Date 26.02.03 14:35 UTC
:D :D :D :D Very good:D :D :D :D Just as confusing as my computer infact but excellent:) Reminds me about how much mine pee's me off too:) I bet there's loads on here who couldn't say it at night after their malt, baileys, wine and the rest of it...............alcho's:p :D :D :D
Stacey x x x