TOP TIPS
1. "Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view"
S Goldhanger, Fulchester.

2. "Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by changing your name to your existing plate" Mr KVL 741Y, Lincoln.

3. "Avoid jet lag by taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time" Sgt R Crowe, 622 Squadron, Germany.

4. "Why pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Take a bag of frozen chips and try piecing together potatoes"
B Reastford, Notts.

5. "Create instant designer stubble by sucking on a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron filings"
B Villbens, Birmingham.

6. "A hedgehog trained to scuttle up and down the table, makes an unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser at cocktail parties" L Traintu, Clarksville.

7. "Confuse shopkeepers by buying a sheet of wrapping paper and asking them to wrap it" D Treloar, Wandsworth.

8. "Always keep a pound of lard in your pocket so that if you get stuck in railings you'll be able to grease your ears and slide out" Kate Emblen, Uxbridge.

9. "Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic" D Rogers, Hemel Hempstead.

10. "When crossing a one-way street always look in BOTH directions in case a large, blue furniture removal lorry is reversing the wrong way up the road" D Rogers, Hemel Hempstead General Infirmary.

:D :D :D :D :D (Especially the last one!!!!!)

P.S. I once read a genuine one that said, in all seriousness "Save money on address books by getting a telephone directory and crossing out all the people you don't know!"

I am going to pass the jigsaw one on to my mum she loves them. I bought her an expensive one for xmas, She got half way thfough and my little boy climbed up to table and youve guessed broke it all up She wasn't happy:D

Alison

HAHAHA. Very funny.
I'll remember no.8 for the next time i get my head stuck in railings.