Sign up your man at our training classes! (Due to complexity and difficultylevel of their contents, classes will be limited to a maximum of 8 participants)

Topic 1: The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?
(Round table discussion)

Topic 2: How to fill up the icecube tray.
(Step by step, with slide presentation).

Topic 3: Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat and avoiding the floor/walls?
(Group practice)

Topic 4: Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor.
(Pictures and explanatory graphics)

Topic 5: The dirty dishes and cutlery - can they levitate and fly into the sink?
(Examples on video)

Topic 6: Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down and screaming.
(Open forum)

Topic 7: Health watch: giving her flowers is not harmful to your health.
(Graphics and audio tape)

Topic 8: Real men ask for directions when lost.
(Real life testimonials)

Topic 9: Learning for life: basic differences between mother and wife.
(Online class and role playing)

Topic 10: How to be the ideal shopping companion.
(Relaxation exercise, mediation, and breathing techniques)

Topic 11. Fighting cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries and calling when you're going to be late.
(Electric shock therapy and full lobotomies offered)

Topic 13: Is it genetically possible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?
(Driving simulation)

Upon completion of the course diplomas will be offered.

*Snigger*

;)

Melody

:-) :-) :-)

...particularly relate to the bit about laundry - my husband uses his to decorate the top of the stairs and landing!

Jo and the Casblaidd Flatcoats

Can I please, please enrol my husband for the lot?:)
Where are the courses held?
Is tea/coffee/lunch provided, or are they taught to make those too;)
Do I get a discount for enrolling him in the lot?
Do you do a residential course so that he can learn to make the bed as well?

Jean

Oh pooor chap ..Jean !!

*sniggers* again ;)

Mel :D

:rolleyes: hahahaha very funny :D I like it, I'm a man, part trained, because my owner was to lazy to correct me when I was man puppy :p:

Hee Hee !!!!

Thats just BRILLIANT Jeangenie !! and all the replies..you lot are so funny!!
Sandy xx :D :D :D

Please please where do I enrol him?? My hubby works for euro tunnel. He hasn't felt well lately (usual man thing, i.e. cold means flu or pneumonia, headache means brain tumour). I told him I'd read of a syndrome I thought he may be suffering from called 'Lennut' syndrome. (Tunnel backwards). He really thinks he's got it and keeps asking me to look on the web to get more details about it. Poor dear, I do love him really.
Lorna :) :) :)

ooooh so cruel - but sooo funny as well lol

Nikki xx