Just read this in a book,thought people might find it amusing!

Collie and Llasa Apso - Collapso,a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz and Chow Chow -Spitzchow,A dog that throws up a lot.

Bloodhound andBorzoi -Bloodybore,a dog thats not much fun.
Pointer and Setter -Pointsetter,a traditional christmas pet.
Kerryblue terrier and Skye terrier -Blue Skye,a dog for visionaries.
Pekingese and Llasa Apso -Peekasso,an abstract dog.

Labrador retriever and Curly coated retriever -Lab Coat retriever,the choice of research scientists.
Newfoundland and Basset hound -Newfound Asset,A dog for financial advisors.
Terrier and Bulldog -Terribull,a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Bloodhound and Labrador -Blabador,a dog that barks incessantly.
Collie and Malamute -Commute,a dog that travels to work!
Deerhound and Terrier -Derriere ,a dog thats true to the end.

Very good!  :)

Funny :-)
Paula xx

You forgot one.........

Bulldog and Shih-Tzu = Bull****
:-D

heheh!

ooooo there are so many rude ones I can think of LOL I better keep them to myself :)

lol