Hi Folks Just got this e-mail - talk about weird !!

Hey,

I know you is in the bisness of breedin dogs and all but I just wanted to
get some advice if possible.
I am trayin to get in the bisness of breedin but I dont know where to
start. I have one of them small horses, you know
the ones they use at petin zus and c**p. I bought it from my uncle for
cheap too! I have a dog that is half german sheppard
half, dover man and half golden retreiver. I was wonderin if it were
posible to cross the horse with my dog. I think their offspring would be
generosly kind and humble. The horse has a great pesonality, he never has tried to
bite me and even once scared off a strange lookin foraner in my driveway.
The dog is nice too. He once fetched me a full sized eagle, I dont know
where that SOB got it from! I surely dont hahaha! So, would it be possible to
do this. My cousin tells me its not possible becuz of the jeans and shit.
Dat full is a goddamn idiot thou, he once set himself on fire with a toy
cell phone. I thank you in advans. Have a good day.


This has just got to be a wind up - but with all this talk of genetic
variation perhaps not !!!!

Yvonne

Oh goodness is it for real????  Lets hope it is a wind up! 

It definitely looks like a windup.  A Dover Man LOL!

Definate wind up.
The writer is someone trying to appear illiterate yet forgets and writes some well structured sentences.

"I have one of them small horses, you know
the ones they use at petin zus"

"I think their offspring would be
generosly kind and humble. The horse has a great pesonality, he never has tried to
bite me"

Now you have the what....now to wonder the why.

Loads of schools are closed due to the snow!!!!!!! Play time for big kids!!!
Although with the eagle bit it sounds american!!!
Lea :)

> tells me its not possible becuz of the jeans

OMG. Thank goodness our 'jeans' don't allow humans to cross breed with other species. What a disaster.

This world is so full of weirdo's, this has to be a wind up or someone needs professional help!!

Peanuts

> This world is so full of weirdo's, this has to be a wind up or someone needs professional help!!
>

LOL yep has to be a wind up :)

Yep a wind up or he needs help but not of the kind he was asking for LOL

Reading through wind up or not it's very North American in the style and words used. SOB is not used much over here and neither are other words when you look at them..

Would that then be a "German Shetland Dovertrever" ????
Aileen

I would reply that it would be an excelent idea but he should have kept the eagle too as he could have added that into the 'mix' for anyone who would like a flying watchdog with an excellent nature!!  Brill.

Sounds like Ali G to me - straight out of comedy sketch!!!! 

I thought is was hilarious :) Especially the bit about setting himself on fire with a cell phone.

Thank you for sharing that it was so weird I had to laugh!

I'm impressed with a dog that's got three halves!

> I'm impressed with a dog that's got three halves!

Was thinking that myself, ha ha still can't get over "dover man" *chuckles*

I got the same email myself today.

"OMG. Thank goodness our 'jeans' don't allow humans to cross breed with other species. What a disaster. "

I'm afraid by the sound of that email, it has already happened!  Human x muppet! lol (no offence to muppets!)

That was funny especially the set fire to himself with a toy cellphone, made me laugh lets hope it was a prank :)

> I would reply that it would be an excelent idea but he should have kept the eagle too as he could have added that into the 'mix' for anyone who would like a flying watchdog with an excellent nature

Superb :-D :-D

ignore it, it's a wind up

Just a thought, he isnt saying a horse to mean a Great Dane????????
Lea :)

So funny another it has to be a wind up vote from here

OK..Im really dim here now...what exactly is a DOVER!!!
I understood the other 2 halves.
But defo a wind up. Bored kids etc!!
Meant to add its been a long day and brain isnt working properly.

Dover man = Dobermann.

OH..lol..duh brain or what!!!!
Ty MarianneB:)

I wouldn't even have wondered if I had received it in my email.  I would have deleted and recognised the wording from hundreds of bozos that I have come across!!!!