For  those of  you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition  and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all  those conflicting nutritional  studies.  

1. The Japanese eat very little  fat
      and suffer fewer heart attacks  than  us.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of  fat
      and suffer fewer heart attacks  than us.

3. The Chinese drink very little  red wine
      and suffer fewer heart attacks  than us.

4. The Italians drink a lot of  red wine
      and suffer fewer heart attacks  than us. 

5. The Germans drink a lot of  beer and eat lots of  sausages and fats 
       and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 

CONCLUSION:

Eat  and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently  what kills you. 

Damn, wish I could speak welsh now...

Shouldn't have dropped out of those fench lessons at school

> Damn, wish I could speak welsh now...

Loads of 'Welsh for Adult' classes around Pookin!  :)  :)

LOL I always knew it!!! that and the weather.