Help!!!!

while browsing the web I clicked on a Garden website and got the shock of my life, there were some garden images but.... oh dear, I'm not old enough for that and my DS is definitely too young  :(

So... I need a really good p**n blocker.  Thought we had one but obviously it's not good enough :(

Firefox is useless, I can't even find one in the content section of tools, what's going on there? :( as is AVG - the website had a prominant tick and it doesn't have a content blocker !! 

I'm sure I'm not the only one wanting to keep my eyesight :(

I can't help laughing!  Sorry!  :-)  :-)

I have to tell you about my little scuffle with porn!

I hadn't bred a litter for many years, and when I decided that I was going into a new breed, I wanted to see what things had changed, and what I needed to brush up on.  

So, I went to a search engine and typed in "worming regimes for pregnant bitches"

Harmless enough - wouldn't you think?

I got a warning, telling me that I was entering sites with "adult content", and did I wish to proceed?  I was too worried about what I would see to continue!   

lol sorry for laughing, but oh dear!  It seems more and more prevelant these days doesn't it?

A friend of ours, who lives here near us on the Gold Coast, refuses point blank to google anything.
The reason being - she once googled for some information regarding a water fun park near to where we all live called wet and wild.  Well she wasn't best pleased with the google results!
Eek!

Ditto we had to make about 20 corballs (architectural) for the front of a pup in London the Cadogan arms. We had one as a sample and needed top make some moulds. So I put "latex" in goggle - well stuff was popping up everywhere. In the end we had to get an engineer in to clean up the machines.

I put in craft shop next and found what I needed. Quite an education though and I wonder how they breath in those things!

Sometimes I think I'm far too innocent to be let loose on google/ask or any of the search sites. I was at work one day last week and the OH phoned and was discussing our plans for the garden. We have a patch of what used to be grass and is now mud, the ultimate plan is to pave it, but as a short term measure we're going to concrete it. Anyway everyone has an opinion of what you need to do, and most are in agreement that you need to put a base layer in of rubble, or hardcore as it's more commonly known!

So whilst he was on the phone I typed hardcore suppliers into google......... needless to say I didn't open any of the links, and OH couldn't believe I was silly enough to search on that in the first place. My office has extreme filters in place, so I was expecting a visit from the PC police to question why I was searching porn!

I hope this isnt too explicit but before we got the better filters and still at raw recruit stage my daughter came home from school with a project about reproduction and  animals . It was her scream that alerted me as to where that had taken her !!
Another good one was baths, that produced some interesting sites titles I can tell you. Have seriously up dated the filters now and fortunately the kids came through unscarred , I am not sure about me though

I was having a pair of sofas upholstered in Leather and wanted to know about the different types    Being innocent and a google newbie I just typed in Leather in the search bar.

OH was alerted by MY screams LOL 

I really thought I'd be safe with gardening tho