A plane is on its  way to Melbourne when a Blonde in  Economy Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and sits down.

The Flight  attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the Blonde passenger that she will have to return to her Economy seat.

The Blonde  replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to  Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot  goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid
for economy, she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she will have to return to her original seat.

The Blonde  replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to  Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'

Exasperated  the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the Blonde who won't listen to  reason.

'You say she's  blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!'

The pilot goes  back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says,

'Oh I'm sorry  - I had no idea', gets up and moves back to her seat  in Economy.

The flight  attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

The pilot replied, 'I told her First Class isn't going to  Melbourne'.

This is a joke???

I don't understand!!!

Blonde of Essex :D :D :D
:) :) :) :)

:-D  Im blond too!

My niece is blond and once said "The man cant cut the tree down because of the asparagus in the roof" - I think she meant asbestos! ;-X

Well im not blonde but im still so embarrassed that i went in the busy butchers yesterday and asked for some of the lovely minted lamb pork chops doh

and where i used to work we got paid on the 26th of the month however in December they paid us on the 23rd so we had our wages for christmas, i only asked the manager what happens if christmas falls before the 23rd, although i do find myself quite amusing and that one tickled me for days even if i did feel stupid LOL

he he - love it

blonde (and about to go blonder today!) from Sussex :) hopefully just colourwise and not mentally

lol lol lol im blonde to loving this joke lololol

i have to tell this its a true story about a blonde girl i worked with in a wmc few years ago her name was Lizzie and yes she was a bit dizzie we used to call her dizzie lizze she was a bit like that x factor girl from dagenham ,
one busy sunday afternoon shift she was ment to be glass collecting and we were really busy running out of glasses she was strutting around with her designer handbag under her armpit in VERY HIGH Heel shoes she was walking like betty boo bringing 2 glasses at a time up to the bar, so being head barmaid with a club full of customers waiting i had to say something i said , "Lizzie you really have to get those glasses up here quickly you know were running out here"
"i am " came her high pitched voice repliy,
"your not really being quick enough and only bringing 2 at a time aint helping" i said ,
"but im going as fast as i can" she said,
so i said "if you put your bag down Lizzie you may be able to pick up more glasses"

she looked at me in sheer shock and said "this bag cost £350.00 im not leaving it behind the bar it might get beer on it",

by this time im as angry as hell as im running my butt off behind the bar with very little help from her whos ment to be helping me here,

so when the steward came down i told him he had to talk to Lizzie shes not here to look pretty shes here to work and is not doing much of it , so he called her over when we had a quiet moment and she just couldnt see the problem, so i said angrly to her
"its that bloody bag your strutting around with under your arm"
to which she replied  "i know  but it IS A REALY NICE BAG!!"

well the whole bar including myself just couldnt help but put our heads in our hands and we all just cracked up with laughter, good ole Dizzie Lizze was just that and she was Blonde, lol

love it! :)