
LOL.... you must only live round the corner from me then!... have you got horrible claggy clay soil too? (Im just off Rochdale Old road near the hospital).
I did put some drains into my garden, its got a flattish bit then it slopes up to meet a bridlepath and some woodland and the slope carries on up, so i get a lot of run off from that pooling in my garden.
I dug (.... thats a filthy lie, what I did was, with the aid of beer and promise of fire and meat to burn on said fire, bribe and blackmail boys!) two trenches about 2ft/18inches deep at right angles to one another... one at the bottom of the slope and one at right angles running the length of the flat bit.
Filled that to halfway with gravel (the cheap icky brown stuff you buy for mixing into cement to make concrete, not the decorative stuff - got it from wickes about £35 for a hyooge builders sack jobby). Backfilled it with the soil.
Then I got two bags of bark mulch from Greenvale turf which were about £50 each (biggish garden though) and dumped that in the middle of the garden adn spread it around.
That has now mostly broken down and been dug in, but it did prevent a lot of the wet. This year I am going to chuck a ton of gravel and sand on it... cover that with membrane and more expensive woodchip (unless i can find someone wanting rid of an old woodchip equestrian arena surface...) and put a border of half round posts or similar around it... and then if i havent run out of money, flag the rest!
I do feel your pain though.... it is EVIL when they track half the garden into the house and every surface gets covered in mud.. and then it dries and I have drifts of dry dusty dirt all over the place (though.... I am of the opinion housework is evil...)... and things havent improved since the Tibetan Mud ReDistribution Terrier arrived!!!!