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Topic Other Boards / Foo / Another Joke
- By pamela Reidie [gb] Date 25.11.02 22:43 UTC
Here is a funny one a good freind of mine sent me:

Confusing Directions, Instructions and admonitions...HUMOR

In a Laundromat:

> AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE
> ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
>
> ~ In a London department store:
> BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
>
> ~ In an office:
> WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER
> YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
> FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
>
> ~ In an office:
> AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
> AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
>
> ~ Outside a secondhand shop:
> WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING
> BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING
> YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN.
>
> ~ Notice in health food shop window:
> CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
>
> ~ Spotted in a safari park:
> ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
>
> ~ Seen during a conference:
> FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
> THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
>
> ~ Notice in a field:
> THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS
> THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
>
> ~ Message on a leaflet:
> IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET
> WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
>
> ~ On a repair shop door:
> WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD
> ON THE DOOR / THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

- By Iloveyorkies [gb] Date 26.11.02 00:11 UTC
Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just what I needed after a long stressful day!! Shirl :-)
- By Melodysk [gb] Date 26.11.02 08:16 UTC
ROTFL

:D
- By Irene [gb] Date 26.11.02 22:16 UTC
Pam, what are you like!!!!! LOL Hope to see you soon.
- By pamela Reidie [gb] Date 26.11.02 22:27 UTC
Irene,

Talk of the devil, I was just telling someone on the site about the good mats you have at the caravan.

I bought 2 after I saw your ones and they are fantastic. Wash a treat..

BFN

Pam
- By Snorri [gb] Date 27.11.02 16:43 UTC
"Wash a treat"

Doesn't that make the chocolate come off?

<<<<< scarpers back to Twilight Zone (the new name for Niflheim)
- By pamela Reidie [gb] Date 27.11.02 17:42 UTC
LOL Snorri :-)

Pam
- By Trevor [gb] Date 27.11.02 17:48 UTC
LOL @ Pam :D
Topic Other Boards / Foo / Another Joke

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