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Topic Other Boards / Foo / So True!!
- By Dill [gb] Date 13.07.09 19:24 UTC
A man in a hot air balloon, realizing he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am" 

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." 

"You must be in IT," said the balloonist. 

"Actually I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" 

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." 

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." 

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" 

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air . You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my  fault..."
- By Carrington Date 13.07.09 20:17 UTC
:-D :-D Very funny!
- By suz1985 [gb] Date 13.07.09 20:58 UTC
:)
- By bear [gb] Date 14.07.09 08:04 UTC
great joke and when i worked there were so many managers that were full of hot air. 
- By chelzeagirl [gb] Date 14.07.09 10:11 UTC
lol love it thats great :-D
- By Whistler [gb] Date 14.07.09 11:40 UTC
EXcellent!!!!! typical man dont get the answer required blame the lady.
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