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Topic Other Boards / Foo / "Woman's Favorite E-mail Of The Year"
- By Iloveyorkies [gb] Date 22.11.02 13:23 UTC
My brother emailed this to me. I thought it was cute.

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched tv while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the lamb chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids and put them to bed. At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love... and he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back!"
"The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year

Hope you got a good laugh for the day. :-) Shirl
- By Leigh [gb] Date 22.11.02 13:32 UTC
LOL ... excellent.

Obviously, that woman doesn't have a PC :D ;-)
- By nouggatti [ie] Date 22.11.02 13:39 UTC
heeheehee :)
- By LJS Date 22.11.02 13:39 UTC
V good !

Lucy
- By Trevor [gb] Date 22.11.02 16:01 UTC
LOL :D
- By Jean [gb] Date 22.11.02 18:00 UTC
Ooh - I LIKE that one! :) I call that poetic justice!
- By Harry C. [gb] Date 22.11.02 19:16 UTC
Lies.....Lies.....and More Lies!!!!!!!!!
That is just what you ladies would like us 'Hard Working' guy's to Think your day is like.
But we men know the truth. That it is one long round of 'Coffee Mornings', gossip, mid-day naps, 'Afternoon Teas' and more gossip, followed by the obligatory greeting of the 'true Graffter' at the door with "I've had a terrible day! Before you take your coat off, would you mind taking the dog out? Oh and by the way how was your day, dear?
:mad: :( :mad:

Bye everyone, I'm diving for the shelter.
Harry C.
:cool:
- By Melodysk [gb] Date 22.11.02 19:17 UTC
:D
- By issysmum [gb] Date 22.11.02 19:24 UTC
Looks like we've been rumbled ladies :D :D :D

Fiona
x x x
- By steve [gb] Date 22.11.02 19:53 UTC
Harry
you forgot the afternoon nap :D :D
Liz ;)
- By Iloveyorkies [gb] Date 22.11.02 21:43 UTC
Shelter won't help you Harry your out numbered!!! :-) Shirl :-) :-)
- By climber [gb] Date 22.11.02 22:01 UTC
Harry when does the coat come off!!!!!!!!
THey never get dressed
Always in the dressing gown!!:d :D :D
Karl
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