By steve
Date 19.11.02 14:08 UTC
Apologies to those who've heard it :D and all Nuns :D :D
A Nun goes to join a silent order ,she is greeted by the priest
' Hello Sister Catherine he says --you will have 3yrs of training for this order and at each 12month milestone I shall come and visit you and you will be allowed 2 words ,so think very carefully about those 2 words '
Sister Catherine nodded and went off to her room ,
:D
12 months later.............
So Sister Catherine said the priest have yo thought of your 2 words ?
Sister Catherine nodded and said ' Bed's hard ' !!
'fine' said the preist we'll sort you out a new bed ,
12 months later ...............
'So Sister Catherine have you thought of your next 2 words ?
Sister Catherine nodded and said ' rooms cold '
'Fine ' said the preist we'll see about turning up the heating .
12 months later .............
'So Sister Catherine you've completed your three years do you have another 2 words for me ?'
Sister Catherine nodded and said ' I quit' !!
'Well thank God for that' said the preist ......'all you've done since you got here is moan !!!!!!! :D
Liz