Just got back from the doctors and mum has taken Sammy (our Golden) to the vets and he has had to be put to sleep, :( he was really unwell and it was the kindest thing to do, mum said he passed away so peacefully and looked so at ease... i am so upset

Then i notice Sparky (my yorkie) his penis, now i know they usually stick out sometimes and stuff and its thin and pink, but today its a big round pink ball and its really cold, the bit where it retracts back into is quite swelled, well looks bigger than usual... and the pink bit thats out that wont go back in is really cold! It doesnt seem to be causing him pain, i have had a prod and poke and he is quite contect, he is running about with his little duck now as we speak and is full of life like normal, but has now just sat down and is licking himself... any ideas what this is?

Sorry to hear about Sammy but it sounds as though Sparky has got a little excited with his little duck? :)  He should be back to normal soon.  Just keep an eye.

It shouldnt be all fat and swelled though?? Its normally thin isnt it when it pops out, but now its all fat, like the size of his ball... it doesnt look normal at all and i am worried its something serious

hhm sounds like he has maybe got a little excited at something and it just hasnt gone back in yet, can take a while, just look the other way so he doesnt get embarrassed?

and he may be thankful for you not to prod his manhood!

why is it all fat like a ball though?? when he gets excited i know what that looks like... but this doesnt look normal its all fat and big

when your oh gets all  ahem... excited it doesnt stay the same size does it??

It sounds as if he's got himself a little over-excited and now can't retract. The careful use of lubricant and a cold wet flannel should sort him out - do it soon because otherwise it can have unpleasant consequences.

Sorry to hear about Sammy.

oh i guess so, i am just panicing, cos thats happened with sammy, now that has happened with sparky, and i have never seen that before ever in a dog so thought something really bad was happening, and didnt fancy paying however much at the vet for them to tell me what you just have! lol thanks then if it doesnt go away in a few days though, ill be at the vet

Cold flannel, thanks, ill try that, dont think i have lubricant or whatever, so ill stick to the flannel xx

ha ha ha ha i would love to be a fly on the wall watching your vet tell you.

although i can appreciate you being worried.

if it doesnt go away in a few days though, ill be at the vet

He should go back to normal much quicker than that. 

>dont think i have lubricant or whatever

Vaseline ... baby oil ... even vegetable oil if necessary!

>if it doesnt go away in a few days though, ill be at the vet

Don't leave it a few days! If the blood supply is constricted for too long it could result in amputation!
Information.

Just let him out and he has had a wee and seems fine he is weeing ok and isnt in any pain, put a cold flannel on it and he just sat there wondering what i was doing lol, playing wtih his duck again now, so ill wait and see if it goes down and if not ill have to go vets cos im a bit scared, and vaseline, good idea!!! :) thanks

it sould be down in an hour at most. like jeangenie said just cold flannel him to take the heat away and a bit of lube, he'll be fine if not a little embarrassed at being caught out with his duck

LOL! Oh I'm sorry for laughing Yorkies, I know you were frightened, especially with the emotional strain of Sammy being pts.  I remember what a shock I got when I saw Jack's for the first time. Jack is the dog btw ;-) He's a big boy for a little dog, compared to his brother Rory anyway.  The swelling went down very shortly although he was walking funny for a while.

I think maybe this duck must be one tidy piece of totty and is leading him astray. I would limit his access to the little trollop :-D

>I think maybe this duck must be one tidy piece of totty and is leading him astray. I would limit his access to the little trollop 

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha
it takes all sorts...

my mother in laws toy poodle had this,and she rushed him round to me screaming what do i do.dont worry it will go bk to normal,like others have said its just he's got a little too exited thats all.x

My Yorkie boy has done this.  Obviously been mating a toy, and ejaculated.  Hair got inverted and he couldn't get it back in.  I covered him in obstetric gel, and gently teased out the hair.  Was back inside 3 minutes later.

I'd be washing old ducky if i was you!!!

> I'd be washing old ducky if i was you!!!

ROFL!!

> cos im a bit scared

My dogs willy often pops out of the sheath but the first time it popped out and was erect I nearly fainted!!! What an awful sight, it looked like a dead limb
Check that there aren't any hairs stuck in the end of the sheath, if there are, ease them out gently, that may be what's stopping it going back in addition to needing lubricating.

Poor wee man doesn't have a clue we're all discussing his ducky love affair :)

is the duck smoking a cigarette and have a satisfied grin on his face?

Awww i feel proper stupid now, came back in now from going to the shops and it was still out, so i thought right, so i had a look and inspected and it was just erect, looks jst lke a real one, i never new it did that at all!! I thought when it popped out that was it, didnt know it got all hard ha ha, thats proper freaky, anyway, i had a mess and got it back in, sounds horrible that doesnt it!! Told my sisters and they were proper like EWWW ha ha, thanks so much for everything, its nothing serious and i was really worried,thanks everyone xxx :)

Oh and about the duck ha ha, i cant stop laughing now!! LOL

dont feel stupid, at least you care about him, but seriously wash the duck....

I bet he enjoyed that!!!

It's his glans penis that swells...I've even had a lady tell me that the balls go up into his penis sheath when he gets excited, 'cos she could see them!!! I nearly had hysterics laffin' at her...can you imagine both their balls shooting up??? :-o ;-)

I would take him aside, tell him his duck and what he does to it is a private thing and he doesn't need to tell the neighbourhood how much he LURVES the duck...it's for away from people time and give him a tub of Vaseline so he can get prepared next time!!!

> looks jst lke a real one

I just can't stop laughing!

Oh Yorkies, bless you :-)  I do love the way that some of the conversations on this forum couldnt be repeated to "normal" non dog loving folk. They would lock us up :-)
Hope he is ok now and you have calmed down. Sorry to hear about your loss, i can understand why you were supersensitive about your dogs health after losing Sammy. RIP Sammy.xxx

Oh I've had such a laugh reading this thread! Poor little Sparkie and poor you.....sight for sore eyes hey!  :-O  So sorry to read about Sammy though and I'm thinking about you. xx

>looks jst lke a real one

Erm ... it is a real one!

ROFL,   Where's Liv with the Tena Lady :-O

It sounds to me like he's just using this duck for sex. Have they ever been on a proper date. Also, if they are having unprotected sex the duck could quite easily get pregnant. I suppose a cross between a duck and a yorkie would be a duckie.

This thread's just quackers !!!

> I suppose a cross between a duck and a yorkie would be a duckie.

..............Or a 'Yuckie'!! :)

Or maybe a Dorkie :-)

<snort>
:-D :-D

I'm sorry, I know it's not funny really, but this whole thread has had me in stitches! :-D
The images I've had in my head!

I'm glad Yorkie is ok :)

I havent laughed so much for ages! Thank you all, keep em coming (or maybe not in yorkie's case) :-)

Picking up on this thread :-0

That's one heck of a rubber lady ;)

Tena Lady, why I've got a months supply, I've just hit 50 and they presented me with them at work

It beaks me :)

> looks jst lke a real one,

You mean like old turkey neck and spare elbow skin ;)

I should have thought he would be locked up by the PC Brigade for even considering sex with a duck! Isn't it illegal? To have sex with a duck I mean?? ;-)

it'll be a yokeldukel

That's no YOKE is it!

Yuckie Duckie Yorkie Dorkie either way it should not be allowed.

Where's the RSPCA when you want them ;)

Cruelty to rubber ducks I say!

im wiping tears away here guys, please, no more!

Maybe it's a Yorkie thing, it's reminds me of Ben, the Yorkie I had when I was 18, many many many years ago, he used to do unspeakable things to the ears of my mother's cross BC/GR, poor old Kelly would be sound asleep only to be woken by this little humping moron, Kelly would look at me as I cleaned his head and ears and his eyes would say 'Why me?'

Kelly was male and very

OMG i carnt stop laughin ,how did i miss this thread :) ,,,but sorry to hear about sammy x

I have to say...and this will be my last comment, I promise! But what does your boyfriends winglewongle look like then?? 'Cos I got 2 male Yorkies, used at stud, and I can honestly say their willywonkers look absolutely NOTHING like my Hubby's!!!!