It's irony...........

Its funny :p :p :p

> Its funny

Yep - that too :D :D Sorry, brain wasn't working well at lunch-time - the auditors are due in on Tuesday and I'm a bit stressed at work :) :)

Daisy

Naw, don't like IRONING!!! :P

Well, just to get political I'm really worried about our country being swamped with imigrants, and about the cost to our health service, homing, safety etc.

I hate being in Europe too. (I know I'm in europe,:-D tell me about it! I'd love to be out of it!)

So my rulings would be, (rubbing hands together)

1/ No benefits, housing or free medical/schooling of any kind unless born in this country. (I know that is going to cause chaos but this is a make believe world)

2/ Crime will not be tolerated of any kind, everyone gets locked up, right down to spitting on the street, yes I'm going to be a little ***, councilling is given in prison for minor and none violent crimes. Serious crimes no reprieve, life is life. More prisons built, more police on our streets until the country is a safe haven for all of us once more.

3/ Mothers if they have previously worked for a minimal of 5 years, are paid by the government a wage to stay at home and care for their children if they wish to do so. Therefore getting family back where it belongs.

4/ All debt is wiped out, (now you all want to live in my world :-D ) we start again, no credit cards, loans, etc, everything is bought and paid for as in the old days.

5/Oh there are so many other rules, but I only have one left soooooooooooo...............Ban Alchohol. Now you all hate me!!!  I love a nice drink, but it causes more crime and bad behaviour and violence and hospital time than anything else.  Actually I'll change that to no alcohol to under 25's. (some of you like me again! :-D )



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>5/Oh there are so many other rules, but I only have one left soooo...............Ban Alcohol.  Now you all hate me!!!  I love a nice drink, but it causes more crime and bad behaviour and violence and hospital time than anything else.  Actually I'll change that to no alcohol to under 25's. (some of you like me again!

Even better...With all the police you will have around...Why not have everyone is limited to 2-3 units of alcohol a night....

Would still hate you but not as much ;) :P  (Would there be an exception to those studying university?  I would take alcohol as extra curriculum????

(Would there be an exception to those studying university?  I would take alcohol as extra curriculum????


:-D :-D (Hands in head!)  I give up! :-)

:D Well it's friday ;) What else can I do on my last friday before exams start?

Oh yea revision