Sooooo funny.  My 9 can kill rats, but they loved the mouse that moved into the kitchen, look, look, they'd excitedly call, normally at about 3 in the morning, here's mousie our new friend

Never to post on Face Book that the youngest naughtiest dog had been good and not peed on the tree or eaten anything off of it. No peeing but this morning he ate a star, some plastic and then deposited it neatly in the middle of the lounge floor.

Never to listen to the husband when he says " you always buy too many nibbles, don't do it this year!" so I asked what he wanted and bought it. This morning I ground my teeth whilst he asked where are the dates, nuts etc :(  

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that "Yes, dear," properly translated, means "when hell freezes over"

>when house training a puppy never enter a darkened room without turning on the light first

And don't forget to check behind the door too!!