Found this on another forum and I Love it!!!  :-D

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road
scratching my ear and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

Silly woman!..........why else would I buy dog food??!

:-D   :-D  :-D

Think it's been posted on here at least twice before LOL :D

Yes, but be fair it's always a different brand :D

HE HE HE :P

:rolleyes:

bit slow as per................:rolleyes:

Ignore me won't you:rolleyes:

Ahhh bless, we laughing WITH you as opposed to AT you! LOL :D

It's still funny though! :D :D

i've not  heard that one  before  :-D

Donna :-)

The oldies are the best - still love it!

Lisa

I hadn't heard that one it was good

It was on here very recently within the last 2 weeks, so all these people must be telling porkies.

Must say though it is brilliant! :-)