Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:
Make me.

Labrador:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the furniture.

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do It. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff:
Dark!! Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right THERE!....

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a big circle...

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a bulb?

German Shepard:
All right, everyone stop where you are. Who busted the light?

Hound Dog..
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

LOL :D :D

I don't know how many it takes. 
All I do know is that my Gas-Bucket has 'Blown a fuse just getting out of his basket.  :rolleyes:
Harry C