Divorce - as he acts like a 2 timing dog, chasing every other bitch in town while she stays home to look after the kids. Of course, there'll be his side of the story in which he will say that the bitch will chase the fellas playing one off against the other leading him to doubt he is even the father of the little'uns. :D
Yes and she will be out working as well now doubt whilst he goes down the local bookies to put a few bets on the dogs with the dole money he has left after he has been down the Pub all day :D
Have you seen anything so ridiculous though Well yes probably but honestly !
On a breed specific forum I belong to we had a marriage take place on April 1st '06 in the Chatroom between Rusty[wirehaired dachsie]and Roo[longhaired dachsie]. They live in different states in America, a good time was had by all,my lad was ring bearer and we all got momentos of the occassion and before you ask we were not the only Brits present.
It gave us something to talk about for weeks and we got to see the honeymoon pics from al over the world.