Nabbed this from another forum.....

A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Tony Blair's?" asked the man.
" Tony Blair's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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:d :d  Love it, where do you get them from????

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Oh my god thats excellent :P :P :D

Nice one :D :D