Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles
on their  faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the  examination.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his  mistress.
Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,spent  it  all on whisky.
Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

ROFL :D

Brill  :D :D :D :D

Excellent :D :D

:d :d :d  That's my 3 big smiles!

really LOL

And what exactly are you trying to say about people from Belfast?? :D :D :D

LOL Good one! :D

errrmmmmm  they are all happy people !!! lol

You forgot to mention how intelligent and good looking we are too, but I'll let you off with it...this time!! :D

:D Nice one.

:D tickled  me pink did that one Margaret LOL !!!!!!!!:)