David Beckham decides he wants to go horseriding. Although he has no previous experience of this, he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation, as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

Victoria, admiringly watches her husband. After a short time, David becomes a little casual and begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around it's neck, shouting for it to stop.

Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to come and help her husband, as by this time, David has slipped competely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horse's neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along, David's head is being banged on the ground, and he is slipping into unconsciousness.

Victoria is now frantic and screams for help!!!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco's security guard comes running out of the store
and...............unplugs the horse :-D :-D

That's wicked, just read it out to OH, thinking it was something else, lol. loved it..

LOL :-D :-D

You are all horrid and wicked I think the David Beckham is a babe :p

*Hands Libs her Bifocals back* ;) :p
too much of a pretty boy,bleuuuugh! and he wears skirts!

PMSL
Can i borrow this

LOL at you two ............DB is still cool

Hmmmmmm.....
I think youve had that Gin Bottle you confiscated off me too long now!...Ive pencil marked it you know!!!!!

Love it :d  Actually don't see what people see in him, especially when he opens his mouth :d

It wasn't his conversational abilities I was interested in

You could always stick a bag over his head or better still..........GAG him :-D :-D

LOL!!!! :D

I have a david beckham confession

My brothers cousin does (or used to do i dont know) His hair!

I know Lol!!!

He was on the salon too LOL :rolleyes:

Go on then, was it Paul or Aidee?  Quite like Paul, but the person I loved was The osborne's nephew, but he was gay :d  Typical the nice ones usually are, even though he is only dinky bless :d :d

He didn't do the plait hairstyle did he agggghhh !

>The osborne's nephew< Terry! :D

oooh Aidee....phwoooar!! I'll forgive him for being responsible for the rise of the 'Hoxton Quiff' hairstyle :rolleyes: Because he's verrrrry Sexy
oooh its that shaved head-Lock, 'Stock and 2 Smoking barrels' look Mmmmm! ;)