i have a question for you experts
its some information im trying to hoard
its to do with feeding and diet
so i hope its on the right board

i have this new pet you see
and i have no clue wot to feed it
ive tried pedigree chum and bakers
but to be honest they gave it the squits

so any suggestions my dears
of wot to stick in this pets gaping hole
oh by the way just so you know
its not a pedigree dog but a troll

May i suggest cotton wool....oh no thats for ears :rolleyes: perhaps a gob stopper

Stick  sausage on its tail - the troll will run round and round  after said sausage and will, hopefully disappear up the orifice of its own origin :rolleyes:

Trolls don't eat sausage,  i wonder if he would like some bull shit.      this forum is full of it.  enough to keep himgoing for life