Its still not too late to make your Christmas cake - here's my special receipe :D

Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water       1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda       1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt         Lemon Juice
4 large eggs       Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka       1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit

Method:
1.  Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2.  Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3.  To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4.  Repeat.
5.  Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6.  Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7.  At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8.  Flavour with red bull to taste.
9.  Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little  Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something ... Who giveshz a shi**
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the  dog.
25. Fall into bed.

CHERRY MISTMAS



Margot ;)

Hooray, proper cooking

Margot that is MY kind of Xmas cake :D :D

Grandma is coming this Christmas and she said as she knew we all hated normal Chrimbo cake so she knew a lovely cake shop in Ludlow which sold a very special chocolate Christmas cake so she was going to buy one and bring it with her

Phonecall yesterday mentioned it was too late so she had decided she would make her own and bring it with her Mike has gone into panic mode as it is the standing joke with all the Son in Laws (and the Daughters :D ) that he baking has got a lot to be desired :D :D She mentioned about white icing it :D

Perfect!!
Will it work with whisky instead of vodka :D

Are you sure it won't set the cooker on fire