Looking at the newspaper my nearly 7 year old says.....
'Thats a fake santa, do you know why'
I sad 'No'
Sam said 'Because he is wearing glasses'
LMAO
Lea :)

We use to tell our older kids,when they were younger that if they are naughty then Santa would bring them a cabbage instead of gifts.It back fired the day we went to a HUGE supermarket to see Santa and there was a long,long line of kids and mums and dads all waiting to give their christams lists.Billy,aged 4,had been particulaly naughty that day when he went and sat on Santas knee and Santa asked the question "what am i bringing for you this year then young man".Billy replied,in an over loud voice "A cabbage". the whole of the store stopped to stare. He he he he :)

When my son was about three, we were writing his Xmas list to send to Santa. When we finished, I asked him what address to put on the envelope (expecting Greenland, North Pole etc) 'Well, I don't know' he said 'Go and look it up in Yellow Pages' :D :D :D

Daisy

Cut the hair of my 5 (almost 6) year old the other day. As it fell to the floor, he looked at it and said "My fur is on the floor!"

Well the ground could have swallowed me up when my 6years old was watching a nature programme and asked mummy what are they doing , my face went bright red! But he proceeds to say no don`t tell me I know I said what son dreading what he was going to say. Well he said matter of fact there having a cuddle. Got of for a few more years about the birds and bees