20 Different People That You Meet in the Mens Bathroom !

1.   Excitable  :  Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.

2.  Sociable  :  Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3.  Cross eyed :  Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4.  Timid  :  Can't piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later

5.  Indifferent :  All urinals taken, pisses in sink

6.  Clever  :  No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usua;;y pisses on floor

7.  Worried  :  Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

8.  Frivolous  :  Plays stream up, stream down, tries to hit other urinals

9.  Absent minded :  Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10 Childish  :  Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, ;likes to see bubbles

11. Sneak  :  Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent

12. Patient  :  Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands.

13. Desperate  :  Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants

14. Tough  :  Bangs dick on the side of the urinal

15. Efficient :  Waits until he has to crap, then does both

16. Fat  :  Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.

17. Little  :  Stands on a box, fall in and drowns

18. Drunk  :  Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

19. Disgruntled  :  Stands for a while, fires up, walks away

20. Conceited  :  Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat

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