A couple of days ago on CD I came across a link to another website (not sure if I'm allowed to mention it) it was to do with health and barf. I've tried to create a profile but every name I put in (approx 20) says that that name is already being used so as a longshot I typed in 'greencarpet' (I was looking at the floor for inspiration at the time) and guess what! yes someone is already using it. Is it a windup or do you think I'm doing something wrong? I'm not brilliant with computers so it's quite possible, but I do get so frustrated with them sometimes!

I dont know which site you are referring to, but finding log in names that no one else has can be a real pain at times. My friend tried loads of names for something, in the end in pure frustration she typed in "a cup of tea and a packet of bourbon bisciuts" ( without the spaces) as thats what she needed after trying for 20 minutes and lo and behold it was accepted. :D
perhaps you could try adding numbers to the names, or spelling the names slightly wrong ie maarie insteaed of marie that kind of thing. :)