Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a
sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened
closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He
then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it
was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season
when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into
the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful
squaw in there waiting for us."
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up
to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and
then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size
of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of
this cave!
It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really
big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and
hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the
headline of the local newspaper read.....

NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
:D

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