One day, Harry came upon a big long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He had walked this route may times but had never seen this ladder before.
Curiosity overcame him and he decided to climb the ladder.
Eventually he reached a layer of cloud and saw this rather large, homely woman, lying there on the cloud. She spoke, "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!"
Harry figured that success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing.
He came upon another level of clouds and found a thinner, cuter woman than the previous one and she said "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!"
Harry saw that his luck was changing so decided to continue climbing.
On a further cloud level he found a rather attractive woman, with not so bad a figure and again was asked "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!"
Harry was now warming to his task and climbed on. Sure enough on the next cloud level he found a gorgeous, lithe, well endowed woman, lying seductively on a cloud. She also said, huskily, "Take me now, or climb the ladder to success!"  Harry couldn't believe his eyes but his greed got the better of him and he climbed on.
Suddenly the ladder ended, and a latch closed behind him. He looked up to find a 400lb, 6'8" hairy biker type of guy, tattoed all over. This guy walked over to him in rather a menacing fashion. Apprehensively, Harry managed to whisper "Who are you?" The biker replies, "I'm Cess!"

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