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- By perrodeagua [gb] Date 13.08.05 18:38 UTC
The sad passing of Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as
knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the
worm' life isn't always fair and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children,
are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy being accused of sexual harassment for kissing
a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after
lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only
worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children themselves.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a
student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became
pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became
contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better
treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and a the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in
her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is
to Blame and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.

If you still remember him pass this on, if not join the majority and do
nothing.
- By Daisy [gb] Date 13.08.05 18:48 UTC
How sad it made me reading this, for it is just too true :( And don't we get far too many examples of it on here as well :(

Daisy
- By Natalie1212 Date 13.08.05 23:36 UTC
Very true :(
- By polly_45 [gb] Date 13.08.05 19:56 UTC
Very true very sad to think that so much has changed in such little time
- By hairypooch Date 13.08.05 21:55 UTC
R.I.P Common Sense, alas it isn't common anymore but a very rare vintage that should be cherished and applauded when located in a small percentage of the population.
- By Dill [gb] Date 14.08.05 20:37 UTC
:( :( :(

How Very True :(
- By Mr Murph [gb] Date 16.08.05 18:24 UTC
Thats why Im getting a boat to get out of here. The rules and regulations and debt and house prices and the stupidity of this country for following american values ie macdonalds crack cocaine ignorance and selfishness.

Cant make no sense of that common sense no more. (john prine wrote that)
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