well we were sent a list of alternate verses to have in the ceremony,here is one i shall be reading before the actual marriage,and i am trying to write one up for russ that matches,see what you think:
(think from a womans point of view)

Yes i'll marry you my dear and here's the reason why
So i can push you out of bed when the baby starts to cry
And if i hear a knocking and it's creepy and it's late-
I hand you the torch you see and YOU investigate
Yes i'll marry you my dear-you may not apprehend it
But when the dishwasher goes it's you who has to mend it
You have to face the neighbours should our dog attack him
And if a drunkard fondles me it's you who has to whack him
It's you who has to work the drill and put up curtain track
And if im feeling miserable-it's you gets the flack
I do see great advantages---but none of them for you
And so before you see the light...I DO I DO I DO !!!

melanie :) (2 weeks on saturday and counting)

LOL

He he, thats good.  Best of luck ;)

Yeah the bestest!!! Are you sure you want that 3rd ring though??

yep for sure,they have been handmade in switzerland (for a fraction of uk costs)im wearing it one way or another :D
melanie :)

You dont wear the Suffer - Ring, you put up with it! :D Im only messing, wish you all the best! :)

all part amd parcel of it though,cheers :D
melanie :)

i have a response for him it isnt any where near as good
(think from a mans point of view)

Yes i'll marry you my dear and here's the rason 'cos
Even though i say you are,i am really the boss
When a salesman's at the door(even though it's bad)
I will sneak away upstairs and let him bore you mad
Yes i'll marry you my dear,you may not apprehend it
But when i bend and split my seam it's you who has to mend it
You have to deal with neighbours when they hear the kids screaming
And even though your fuming,you will stay polite and beaming
It's you who has to wash and iron all my dirty stuff
And if i want i will leave it on the floor you know its just tough
I do see great advantages but none of them for you
And so before you see the light---I DO I DO I DO !!!

what do you think any other lines would be appreciated
melanie :)

LOL Brill!

LOLOLOL Bravo!!!! :D :D :D

i just thought that it would suit our personalities(fun,insane call it what you will),i dont want a somber droning ceremony,im just hoping i can say the words without blubbing
melanie :)

So are you more excited or nervous?

I bet Russ has had all of the 'ball and chain' bloke-jokes from his mates? :P :D

i am excited no need for nerves,russ's mates havent really said anything like that,its 2nd time for both of us,a lot have said why jump from one marriage to another so soon,but they dont know what we have together and this is what we tell them..
melanie :)

LOL sneaky!! ;) :D

We are coming up to our 5th anniversary, can't tell you how much it only seems like yesterday we were driving up to Gretna :D

P.S. Me and mum are going for our tattoos this weekend :D :D :D

if she is the nervous sort, i would recommend taking a bottle of lucozade or some glucose tablets as if she panics her blood sugar will go haywire,little sips of the pop will help
well it always does for me.i just had my shoulder covered in time for the wedding(wedding pressie from tattooist)it has changed from a dragon to 3 iris flowers in various shades of purple and pink(my wedding colours)
melanie :)

LOL She is pretending to be a bit nervous but she is quite a tough cookie really!! ;)  I told her it is only the difference between how one person will describe an injection as being really painfull, and them fainting all over the place, and then someone else saying 'it's only an injection' and I said you only really feel vibrations and warmth, and that it isn't exactly a pleasent feeling but it isn't like giving birth, so she is quite calm about it :D Might slip some lucozade in my bag though - just incase!! :D Thanks for the tip :D

your welcome
let me know how it goes
melanie :)

Will do :D

xxx

well russ has read through his version and quite likes it,not sure if i can play around with any of the lines.... can any1 offer any help????
melanie :)