
Thought you might like this, written after LKA show, and the joy that awaited us!!
enjoy
Pauline
Beagle Behaving Badly!
And so! What shall we do today?
Mum and dad at LKA.
The dog room's looking old and tired,
LETS DECORATE! I feel inspired!
A big white paint pot way up high,
I can reach it if I really try!
A paw print look would be divine!
With some of yours, and some of mine!
I jump and jump
And bark and chatter,
No neighbours here
So it doesn't matter!
I claw along the high shelf ledge
To get that paint pot is my pledge!
If I flick my paw awry
The pot should spin across the sky.
And there it goes!....a fall, a plop!
On Pickles head (we need a mop!)
She looks just like a polar bear!
I mustn't laugh I mustn't stare!
She shakes the paint from off her coat,
The effect is good, its time to gloat!
The splattered walls look really "fab"
Not wood effect and really drab!
I think the folks will love out art,
and Todd of course, he played his part.
By sitting in the puddle, then,
Wagging his tail, then down again!
It smells a tad, I must admit,
Perhaps if we rolled 'round a bit?
To cover our coats as much as poss,
I wonder if its matt or gloss?
O MY GOD I hear the car!
Perhaps they didn't go that far?
The fumes are making me see double
I think that we're in LOTS of trouble!
Perhaps if we look sweet and good,
(you know, just like we really should!)
Our folks will never rave and rant
And chase us 'till we really pant!
Well, here they come, its now or never!
Will they say that we've been clever ?
I think we'd better bolt and run
'fore dad has time to get his gun!
They both cannot believe their eyes!
I think we gave a big surprise!
None of them could even utter!
What's that they say about mouths and butter?
The bath we had in icy water
Reached the parts it shouldn't aughter
The water from the outside hose
was played on us we almost froze!
Then in the bath so warm and smelly,
To wash the paint from off my belly!
Then wrapped in towels warm and cosy.
My art career does not look rosy!
Perhaps next time they leave us home
We'll get a telly and a phone?
Dad swears he'll do things not quite legal!
But that's not fair!
I'm JUST a BEAGLE !!
(written by Abbi with help from her mummy)