A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her breasts. He told her, "Everyday when you get out of the shower, rub your nipples and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies"

So she did this faithfully for several months, and it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning, she was running late and when she was on the bus, she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point, she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them. So she got up, right in the middle of the bus, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy was sitting nearby and asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
He leaned toward her and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

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Puzzled   Why would anyone want a bigger clock :D :D :P

They had bad eye sight maybe from trying to make something else a bit bigger  :D :D

Now your writing your own jokes.

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when teaching the baby,s to swim we sing nursery rhyme with action to the rhyme,

i dont think this one will go down well,

but it is a good one to  tell the dads when the bring their babys.

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you tickle me cockerhouse :P
Jane