Can you tell that I've been bored, in the office whilst everyone else has been out in the sun?   The story so far:-

A big strong hunk called Cyril lurved a sweet sherry with a pickled onion,   He repeated this ritual daily, until he accidentally repeated one.... too many!   He went "God almighty,  my nose -  I need a break"  so he jumped into his mothers Subaru and sped hastily along until he saw HIM! He got out -  narrowly avoiding ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!

Towards Wigan Pier, along the B524 the convent next to Daisy's house.   He panicked when approaching a puddle.  Coming along behind him were seven weird looking Traffic wardens waving "Hiya" with their arms flailing,   wearing pink leather boots and brandishing feather dusters with marigolds, all shouting 'dogs rule'.  

So where can Cyril hide?  And find time to seek out new civilisation, going boldly, avoiding dogpoop,  tippy toe-ing through tulips round daisies. 

And then he meets his mother,  who has issues with strangers regarding his exposed floppy so she looked around and saw the local Bobby looking suspiciously who said "Now then bad boy - time for bed  - or I'll throw out some of your favourite handcuffs and whips up some little alley where hobbits lurk laughing"

"Quick lets mug him - pour on magic dust and disappear to Neverland where monkeys with face masks rule, where babies dance on balconies, where men can do cartwheels down the hill and women watch the re-runs of Father Ted who is sadly dead".

Cyril walked towards his destiny without hesitation, knowing that never again would ducks waddle in or out of his lonely life wearing only long black afro wigs and sixteen bobble hats, Bridget Jones knickers and red painted nails. 

Leering at his parrot  whilst a rubbing hairy thingy Toffee Crisp after this quick breather, Miss Whiplash whose smelly armpits suddenly found God,  who appeared from underneath the Pile of Monster Munch decided to eat a toad called Cedric......

I have to admit I've not been following this story on the other post, but now that you've laid it out it's absolutely HYSTERICAL!!! :D :D :D :D

I read it, found it very funny because it kind of makes sense but doesn't if you see what I mean LOL!

:d :D :D LOL

Very funny to read ha ha! well done!!

:D and you have to keep editing or deleting if you happen to post at the same time :D Good fun though :)

Dee

JR Tolkein, eat your heart out :P :P

Very good :D :D :D

:p :p

Hilarious ! :D

What was that? You just had a phone call from a publisher? OMG We'll all be worth a fortune soon :D :D :D

who's doing the next chapter update?

later - later - let me do some "paid work" first :D

Margot

Hurry up Margot or you'll be typing all night :D  :D

Dee