A blonde bird pushes her Punto into a gas station. She tells the mechanic,
"It died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it's running smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor."
She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

:D *sniggering*

LOL.... that one's good :-D :-D :-D

Good joke :D :D