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Topic Dog Boards / General / DOG PROPERTY LAWS - just for fun
- By iansstaffys [gb] Date 03.03.05 15:32 UTC
DOG PROPERTY LAWS

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it
automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.
- By thedark [gb] Date 03.03.05 15:36 UTC
Sounds about right. Well, apart from the If it's broken, it's yours part. In my house its more "if its broken its the bin's and i never ever get another one of those again"
- By poppynurse [gb] Date 04.03.05 11:31 UTC
:) :) :) :)
- By MINI-MEG [gb] Date 04.03.05 13:44 UTC
lol :d: so true!
- By Liz Fry [gb] Date 04.03.05 21:55 UTC
I can apply these to my siberian pack as follows:

Arwens Rules

1.  If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it
automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, I've wrestled if off Logan.

Logans Rules

2.  If I like it, I`ll moan until I`m allowed it.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine as long as I keep my teeth clamped shut.
3. If I can take it from you, I had better run fast from Arwen.
4. If I had it a little while ago, Arwen has it now.
5. If it's mine, it must never have been Arwens.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine, the big bit is Arwens..
7. If it just looks like mine, Arwen hasn`t seen it yet.
8. If I saw it first, it's Arwens, then its mine.
9. If Arwen is playing with something and puts it down, I still won`t be allowed to have it
10. If it's broken, it was my fault.

Rebels Rules

3.  If I like it, I will have to wait my turn.
2. If it's in my mouth, it won`t be for much longer
3. If I can take it from you, ......okay, scrub that one.......
4. If I had it a little while ago, I`ve willingly submitted it to Logan.
5. If it's mine, the other two obviously haven`t spotted it.
6. If I'm chewing something up, I`m going to hide the pieces under my paws and pretend theres nothing to see.
7. If it just looks like mine, get glasses.
8. If I saw it first, I`m going to have to be sneaky about swiping it.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, I`ll check the coast is clear before braving a rescue attempt.
10. If it's broken, it was Logan & Arwens fault. I give up my toys willingly.
- By Teri Date 04.03.05 22:23 UTC
Aaaaaaaaaaaaw,

Go put Arwen in the kitchen for a while and let the two little chaps have fun :D

Teri
Topic Dog Boards / General / DOG PROPERTY LAWS - just for fun

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