Hey all, :)

im in need of a giggle and thought ide ask everyone what is the naughtyist thing you dog has ever done?

Sarah xxx

Last year I bought Oscar a lovely new expensive bed as I though he was out of his chewing phase...(I know, I know! :rolleyes: ) Anyway, he was snuggled up looking very cosy in his bed so I went and sat down. About 10 minutes later I decided I wanted to look at my cute pup again, so I went round the back of the house to look through the window so I wouldn't wake him. All I could see through the window was a 5 ft high cloud of white 'fluff' with Oscar sat in the middle of it with a totally innocent look on his face as if to say "you'll never guess what happened!" :D That was his first and last fancy bed I can tell you! :D

My pup ran into the bedroom and was very quiet for a few minutes....very suspicious behaviour for my pup so I was certain he was up to mischief, he came bounding out all proud so I raced in to see what havoc he had cause ..to my surprise I could find nothing wrong.  Until I got ready for work the next morning to find he had poohed in my shoes.....NICE!
Lisa O'Donovan

As a child we lived opposite a Zoo and we had a dog that was given to us as a pup, supposedly being a dachsund cross.  Quite what it was crossed with we never did find out, but it grew to be about the height of a Great Dane and was solid black. On one occasion he followed me to school and ate all the examination papers!  On another, he jumped out of the front garden, in through the side of a milk float, knicked a pork pie out of the hand of the milkman who was having his lunch and legged it out the other side.  That was just AFTER the zoo had reported an escaped puma!!  :-)

Naughtiest thing Gus has done ? Probably when he ate a £80 pair of shoes i adored :rolleyes:
Naughtiest thing Her Libship has done ? Ripped my leather sofa

Lacey's naughtiest moments so far include eating the other halfs shoes and emptying the bins outside everytime someone came round to view the house when we were trying to sell it as a protest for putting her outside!

Lol, me and OH are giggling at these stories, I'm hoping this thread gets very long with many humorous tales.  As we haven't encountered the Kevin stage yet, I am taking this opportunity to proudly report that Millie hasn't done anything naughty yet :-D

However, my sister used to live opposite a 'Do-It-All' Store, across a main road and one day when her Westie was about 1 or 2, he escaped and run off for a bit of shopping.  My sister was running up and down the aisles as all the shoppers stood round in stunned amazement as this little white blur whizzed past the rows of paint...

ate the conservatory

Knocked over corner unit, sending items crashing onto the tiled floor! Nothing survived.

older one ate every single bed we ever bought him,  gave up on the posh ones and now he has a plastic one with a blanket.

The 8 month old has chewed his way through our living room including tv cabinet, stand for the fish etc etc.

And the most embaressing has to be that the younger one can tell whenever a female human has hit that time in the month.  Unfortunately he lets everybody know by sticking his nose up there and just standing there with a look of ecstacy on his face.  He just wont give up either no matter how many times you tell him.

Ate 1/2lb butter and the Sunday roast.

knocked over a judge who was at her 1st cc appointment. -she got down on her honkers [outside on concrete] cupped caseys head to look at her expression-and casey went yippee, jumped up for a cuddle and knocked her flat on the ground------- she had a sense of humour though-in her critique she said "bowled over by this bitches enthusiasm "   :rolleyes:

Kieron was left here in the house alone for an hour or two when she was a puppy. It was kind of a test, actually, to see if we could begin to trust her alone. So we puppy-proofed the house once again and headed out. Thing was, we had forgotten we left a big bag of trash in the kitchen. We totally overlooked it. When we came back home about an hour later, everything seemed fine. Kieron, being a 4 month old puppy at the time, came bounding over to us, bushy tail waving madly. Stuck to her fur were pieces of paper that had something stick on them, causing them to stick to her fur. Oh no, we thought.

When we walked into the kitchen, the trash bag was ripped up all over the floor. Tin cans were everywhere and anything else you could possibly imagine was laying on the floor. Kieron innocently looked up at us, still expecting her treat that she receives every time I come home. I couldn't help but giggle and give her a big hug. I gave her her welcome home treat and sent her off out of my way so that I could clean up her mess. I didn't mind, but my parents weren't too happy about it.

Houdini, I don't think he's really done anything to horrible, not compared to Kieron's mess, anyways. He has ate a few books, including a Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul, which I was only in the middle of. I never did get to finish it. Oh well, so Houdini has eaten books, plastic containers and all their contents, and TV remotes! Hopefully this is the worste he will ever do.

I do hope that Kieron won't tell Houdini of her fun in the kitchen and challenge him to live up to it!

-Tara

God where do I begin - Louis ( now 2years old) was the 'teenager from hell '  he ate through :

a £2000 leather sofa

a pine coffee table

most of the skirting boards in the hall

a turkish rug ( presented to my hubby on a trip to the far east and worth a small fortune)

the television and video remote controls

several pairs of shoes and slippers

one of those fabric collabsible cages (  this was at a show and he then ran madly round the ring where I was trying to show my bitch )

He now doesnt chew anything and looks horrified when the pups are naughty.  They are angels compared to him- the only thing they've chewed so far have been my wellie boots and thats a work in progress. ( mind you they were caught pulling the stuffing out of the old sofa with Louis help !!)

Next time I'm keeping goldfish !!!

Yvonne

My first dog ate an 'industructable' watch (never did find the battery - but it might explain why he lived till he was 17) swallowed a litre and a half of cooking oil (the day before we moved house and had arranged to leave the carpets behind :( ) and several pounds of dried dog food in one sitting.
All the other's have been veritable angels compared with him..........

Buster had a thing for the fake charcoals on the fire we would come back from work at lunchtime and they would be scatterd all over the hearth and carpet he did this every week untill we caught him in the act and then boy did he get a telling off. He went through biros which turned his poo blue, Paper mainly envelopes were another favourite but when we got back and he had done something wrong he cowered as though he knew he had done something he shouldnt have - normally he would be bouncing all over the place so we knew we had to look for something and outside he went while we cleaned it up. But his worse was when i was in the bath he had been so good for months so it was a surprise when he did this. There was a tiny thread in one of the back cushions on the sofa and when i came downstairs (bearing in mind not a single noise from him) i was greated by a very sorry dog and the front room covered in white stuffing. The carpet is blue and i couldnt see any blue at all since then hes been really good, till next time.............

Not so much naughty, but rather embrressing.... My boyfriend had all his friends round one night for a "poker" evening at our house. we were all in the kitchen and Emmy had dissapeared upstairs. I called her down and in she came with a pair of my grungiest, oldest   dirty knickers in her mouth that that she'd nabbed from the laundry basket!! Every one saw them and she then refused to give them up and had me chasing her round the garden after my pants, while all my boyfriends mates were in hyserics!!!

Ate a football ticket admittedly only Cheltenham Town.My husband shouldn't have left it on the stairs!
Ange

Zak chewed his way through a dividing wall ,plaster,plaster board,wood , plaster board , plaster,paint then hello you could see from the toilet to the kitchen!!

My old Jack Russell ate 3 months supply of birth control pills put on a shelf so high I had difficulty reaching still wonder how she managed it.

My pup and my partners pup, scoffing a pizza in the garden, and the kids looking on not knowing what to do, u would of thought the pups had never been fed b4.Well no pizza for the kids, so out came the tin of hot dogs!!! And no, none for the pups im glad to say...

My pup ran into the bedroom and was very quiet for a few minutes....very suspicious behaviour for my pup so I was certain he was up to mischief, he came bounding out all proud so I raced in to see what havoc he had cause ..to my surprise I could find nothing wrong.  Until I got ready for work the next morning to find he had poohed in my shoes.....NICE!

My friends have 9 dogs and they are quite well behaved so they are not very worried when they take them for a run at the local forestry commission until one day when only eight came back. Then there was panic stations and one of our friends stayed to look for her and the other one when about looking locally.

Two hours later they got a call from the dogs home asking them if they ve lost an Italian Spinone bitch. Luckily somebody found her doing a bit of shopping in our local town!!! :D thank god she was tattooed. When she got home she was in disgrace and whenever her owners looked at her she cowered but they couldn't stay mad at her for long and she was soon back sleeping on the bed!! :D  bless her!!!

sarah xxxx

Why was she in disgrace ?:(  Next time she gets lost she may not want to come back, remembering the reception she got the last time :(

sorry digger did that sound like i was being serious? Cause i was only messing around it was more like 'where have you been you little monster' and then she got a cuddle. Being in disgrace was only what the owners said to us jokingly .

Ate my sisters passport the week before she was due to go to Spain on holiday :-0

Helen

Many years ago when I was at home with my parents, I was taking a bath and my Norwich terrier "Beau" ..... God bless him crept into my bedroom stole my clean knickers........And ran down stairs showing them to my parents guests......Just thinking about it... I still blush.

Just the other day. Hadn't seen my 5 month old lab Beau for a while so went to look for her only to see the back gate swinging open.  Panic gripped me but then I could hear all sorts of pandemonium coming from next door (non dog lovers apart from the kids who had let her out).  Ran round to find their small BBQ on the patio and people squeeling while Beau was having a brilliant time running round the garden at 100 mph.  As soon as she saw me she stopped dead and looked very guilty but how could I stay mad at her when she came trotting over and popped a half cooked chicken wing at my feet! Bless.

Jazz has eaten countless pairs of OH :D shoes he never chewed mine my feet obviously arent cheesy enough :D

Stripped all the paper in the hallway and scratched through the plaster

Pulled the heads off most of my dads plants

I could go on forever here

Thankfully he has calmed down loads

Michelle :)