I was sent this thought others might enjoy

1. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain
on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.

2. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the
noose.

3. Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.

4.How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there & waits for the world to revolve around
him.
OR. Three - one to screw in the bulb, two to listen to him brag about the
screwing part.

5. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

6. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath &
calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

7. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A.Because not one will stop and ask directions.

8. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts

9. Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

10. Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

11. Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

12. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day!! And
send
this to five bright men who have the sense of humor to find this funny!
PS AT LEAST FINDING 5 BRIGHT WOMEN is possible!!!

Mary

Love it!

Love it too, made me smile thanks to you x

Glad you enjoyed it my fav is no.6
Mary

thats great :D

I see aman did get hold of it at the end though!?!?!?!?!!!! lol