Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be
worth it so he buys him. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in
the barnyard, first giving the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently I'll need you to do a good job, so take your time and
have some fun", the farmer said with a chuckle. Kenny seemed to understand
so the farmer pointed toward the hen house and Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house three or four times and the
farmer is really shocked.
After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough Kenny
is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once again WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Kenny out
in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried
that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Kenny on his back, stone cold
in the middle of the yard, vultures are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened
by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself". Kenny opens one eye, nods toward
the vultures circling in the sky and says "Shhh, they're getting closer".

That reminds me of a Jake Thackray song .. ;)

;D :D :D Reminds me of a man.....