One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you
to make me a new Ark".

Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want
after all you're the guv...

But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not
just a couple of decks, . .I want 20 decks one on top of the other".

"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should
I fill it
up with all the animals just like last time?"

"yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you to
fill it up with fish", God answers.

"Fish?", queries Noah "Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific
Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!"

Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right,
you want a New Ark?"

"Check".

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".

"Check".

"And you want it full of Carp?".

"Check"

"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the
end of his tether..........................

Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".

I've not heard that one before...

:D :D :D :D

umm...

I don't get it! :(

Poor ana
Carp = fish :D so Multi as in many, Storey as in levels, carp as in fish,ark as in play on word park :D

It's never funny 2nd time around :D
Jacqueline

if you put carp and ark together....what do you get...carpark ;)

How was i supposed to know you shove the 2 words together?! I think its stupid!! :p :)

:-D .... lol arched.I haven't heard it before either    !!!!