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Topic Other Boards / Foo / another joke
- By jolin_71 [gb] Date 28.02.04 00:35 UTC
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
"You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for
the asking."
The cat thought a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a
farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to
sleep on."

God said, "Say no more." Instantly, the cat had a huge fluffy
pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all
went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer
that He made to the cat. The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our
lives: from cats, dogs and even people with brooms! If we could just
have some little roller skates, we would never have to run again.

God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the! cat. He found her
sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.

God gently awakened the cat and asked,
"Is everything ok? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in
my life! My pillow is fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have
been sending over are delicious!"
:-D :-P :-) ;-)
Topic Other Boards / Foo / another joke

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