Things that my daughter & friends have learned from their 6year olds:
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and Superman cape.
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It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
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A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
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Brake fluid mixed with Bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
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A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
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Certain pieces of lego will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old.
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Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence!
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Super glue is forever.
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VCR's do not eject Peanut butter sandwiches even though TV commercials
show they do.
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Bin liners do not make good parachutes.
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You probably do not want to know what the smell is.
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Always look in the oven before you turn it on- plastic toys do not like ovens.
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The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful.
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First grade! ...true story:
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read,"..And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and
said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"
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The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said..'Holy sh-t! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the
next 10 minutes.
Margot
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> > > 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.
By Lokis mum ![[gb]](/images/flags/gb.png "United Kingdom")
Date 15.02.04 09:20 UTC
therefore 6 year olds are the better teachers???????