Two hunters from Wisconsin -- (true story) -- This is from a radio
program, a true report of an incident in Wisconsin. (FYI for non
Americans, Wisconsin is very very cold - has 2 weeks of summer)

A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500 and has
$560 monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and
of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake
with their guns, a dog, and of course the new Vehicle. They drive out
onto the lake ice and get ready.

Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the
ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole
large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down
and land on, it's going to take a little more effort than an ice hole
drill. So, out of the back of the new Navigator truck comes a stick
of dynamite with a short, 40-second fuse.

Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that they
want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from
where they are standing (and the new Navigator truck), but they don't
want to take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the
burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast.
Sooooooooooooo, hey light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite.

(Remember I mentioned the vehicle....... the guns ....... and THE
DOG!)  Let's talk about the dog: a highly trained Black Lab used for
RETRIEVING!.......especially things thrown by the owner!

You guessed it.....the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on
the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second
fuse just at it hits the ice.

The two men yell, scream, wave their arms at the dogs to drop it and
wonder what to do now. The dog, hears the *cheering*, keeps on coming.

One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is
loaded with #8 buckshot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab, but
he does pause for a second, slightly confused, but continues on.

Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, dynamite in mouth
becomes really confused and terrified.  Thinking these two geniuses
have gone insane, the dog takes off to find cover, where else but
under the brand new Navigator truck.

The men continue to yell and run away from the car, the dog  and the
dynamite.  Meanwhile under the SVU, where the exhaust pipe on the
truck is still hot, is a cowering dog who gets burned on the exhaust
pipe, yelps and drops the dynamite and takes off after his master,
leaving the dyanmite behind.

--BOOM-- the truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the
lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with
this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by
illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED.....guess who is still
paying $560.00 a month for a non-existent car!!!

And you thought your day was not going well...

Woops, thats really funny!  Poor dog tho, only doing as it was taught! and it all happend in 40 seconds

Rox

oh my god poor dog but i must admit i amd wetting myself whith laughter over such stupid people.
Wonder what the owner of the vehicle said to his wife?

Cordelia