Subject: HOW TO CLEAN THE TOILET
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.

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2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

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3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.  (You may need to stand on the lid. )
The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this :D )

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4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".)

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5. Have someone open the door to the outside. (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)

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6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 

7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!

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Sincerely,

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The Dog :D :D :D

Cool! Im gonna get me a cat to try this out :D Mum will be sooo proud of me. :D

Morse

Don't think Beau hasn't tried this one!!! :D :D   (William & Charles are in hiding :D :D )

Margot

My cats are not amused. 
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The lizards are grinning.

The birds are cracking up.

And the dogs are howling with laughter and are about to wet themselves. :-) 

Truely.  :-):-):-)

Hi ,have'nt laughed like that for ages ! thanks ,Sue & Lola &two very nervous looking cats !! xx

so thats why snowy...the westie  looks smug when I get in from work...and cariad and Annwyl The cats are hiding upstairs!!!!!

Do you think that will work on "little" brother???

Will it work Margot?  he gets home at 8ish after his badminton lesson so he will need a wash!!!!

LOL

Rox (who now has a very good idea and thinks mum would be proud!!!!)

After badminton - hmm - he might come all macho on you Rox & try doing it to you !!!

Margot

No No margot,  Im to big!!!  Joes the short one!!!  The misfit of the family!!!! ;)

his short and fat like rhea!!!!!! handler like dog!!!

Rox

But don't forget - the little ones do sometimes take on the big ones AND they think they can win :D :D

Margot

true true but still, joes small and week! :D  Also little bros learn VERY quickly always give into the big sister who has long nails (you ever seen X-Men's wolf's knife fingers!!!) well thats like my nails but I can't get rid of them!!! :D

Also have boxes of make-up for when he is asleep!!!

Rox

After badminton - hmm - he might come all macho on you Rox & try doing it to you !!!

Margot

Harley is shocked.  Copper however has him by the tail swishing him round the pan. URRRRR - Pets!!!!! :D

CG