....Willis

Dear All

I really don't know what to do with myself. I've always been a happy lad, but then recently Phoebe came into season, and woke up all my hormones I was OK for the first week, but now Phoebe has gone on holiday to her breeder and I am all of a dither. I don't know whether I am coming or going! I'm a ball of s*xual frustration I've not resorted to humping yet (even though I've felt like it, hell yes!) but I am very, very fond of my mum and I will NOT leave her alone. I fuss her, and I refuse to be separated from her, I keep hitting her with my paw and trying to get on her lap She, understandably, is getting fed up of me...and has even used the "C" word (as in castration!! ) which was a banned word in this house!

I just cannot calm down. I keep getting my lipstick out and even with lots of walks and lots of ball playing I spend my time looking longingly at my mum, panting, and dribbling slobber everywhere.

Help me
Confused, from Stafford.

Willis

I know exactly how you feel, the little madam is teasing me like mad.  I don't know whether I am coming or going.  One minute she is pushing her bum in my face, the next I only have to look at her and I get shown a set of pearly whites. 

My mum said I shouldn't be getting my lipstick out or humping her as she has had me down the vets and told him the 'C' word. It doesn't stop me trying though

I can't understand why I feel like this today but didn't yesterday......it's not as though I fancy her, rough bit of stuff, looks like she should be on a farm, not stately and elegant like me.

Hopefully it will pass and we can get back to being normal again

Spotty Dog from Kent

Hey Will

How are you doing ? I'd go and get a cold shower when you have those thoughts and I am sure it will take your mind off the S word :) Maybe your mummmy can give you some of that Bachs flower stuff, that might calm you down ?

Anyway I have fully recovered from my little Op.I am back in the flow now and me and Moose are fighting and playing as normal now :D I realise it was the best thing for me at the end of the day as I would have only had puppies that are at risk from HD and also I have decided to be a career dog and not a SAHD ( Stay at home dog) , not quite sure what career yet though as I am working on that one ;)

Lot of love and slobbery licks

MB
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:D :D You know i will send Dolly upto you asap just let me know lol.

Hi Willis,

We haven't spoken before, but I've heard about you and seen you on telly.

You think you've got problems! I love my brother Piglet and want him to have my babies (cos I'm not that sort of girl ;) ) but he gets cross and won't let me play and it's not fair.

Love from Beattie

Hi Willis, my real mummy came into season recently and is starting to smell a bit funny. Nice like, you know what I mean? Anyway, I've tried giving her presents, my favourite toys. She keeps growling at me. Then she wants to play.

My two-legged mummy has been talking about my holiday to stay with my sister, Kayleigh, for a few weeks. Do I really have to go? I love my mummy and don't want to leave her. :(

Chance

Friends and Aquaintences

Its good to know I am not alone. I saw mum with a couple of housebricks earlier and I have to admit I was worried I have taken myself off this afternoon to suck my blanket and stay out of the way, with only an hour or so of ball playing (the squeaky kind).

MB - mum says she is going to get some of that Bach flower stuff. I really hope it can help, I feel like the Don Juan (Dane Juan?) of the dog world right now.

Talking of mum, she was none too impressed when I started howling at 6am this morning, and then I went out and barked at a tractor and woke up the good folk of the village 2 miles away. I'm a victim of my very own testicles.

Yours
Willarse.

Hello Willis my name is Oliver and I am six and a half months old, not quite sure what you are talking about but my mummy keeps saying my best friend Treacle has got to be done soon cos I live with her now and my second cousin Daisy but apparently she's been done. Can you tell me what "done"  is and why mummy is going to do it to me cos I then can't be shown.

Very confused Oliver

Hi Willis

What a lucky dog you are to have a girl in the house for you to get all excited about.  We only ever get to be overcome when we go out and we sometimes find the scent of some gorgeous girlie who has been in the woods and even then all we can do is sniff about with our teeth chittering.  We would LOVE to have a girl to howl about in the early hours of the morning.  Some dogs have all the luck :D

Love Cadmus and Spike
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But I still don't understand what you are talking about, is it like getting excited when its walkie time or dinner time and what is a lipstick??

Baby Oliver

Dear Willis

It's Beau here - me and Uncle Thor think it's NOT FAIR!!!  Mum Loki & sister Vinne AND aunty Gypsy - are all in the house ALL THE TIME at the moment - we're out here - we're singing to them all the time cos we think that they would like that - but is our singing appreciated?  No it's not!   And I feel sort of .... peculiar .... and Uncle Thor keeps wanting to play piggback rides!!!

There is one bonus tho... Big Mum says that I'm losing weight, so I get an extra breakfast (I can come up to the house for that ... tripe mmmm lovely - almost as good as the smells from the girls!

Can I come & watch telly at your house - I've missed it for 2 weeks now.....

Barks & bones
Beau!!

Beau, buddy....you are welcome round here for a glass of tripe juice and to watch the replay of crufts anytime ;)

Little Ollie

You are young, but you will learn.

Its hard to describe the feeling of excitement, but my back end becomes detached from my front and starts humping the air all by itself! Thats usually ensures I get a good telling off, but I can't help it. Its like walkie time, dinner time, play time and hump the cushion time all rolled into one

Lipstick...ahem...its when your... "pencil" pops out. Mum prefers the term "lipstick" :rolleyes:

;)
Willarse

Dearest Willis,

Phoebe here..the object of your desires..or so you wish ;) Just to let you know that I'm having a great holiday but have now brought my real mummy into season too, so Grace is non too impressed :) The boys here are going a bit wild and Toly, even though he is only six months old, is starting to discover what things are for ;)
Norse and Neo seems to play piggy backs quite a lot, like Thor seems to do, not sure I understand what all the fuss is about.
See you in a couple of weeks...
Bee XX

Pheebs

You may be best to stay away for a while, things have taken a turn for the worst here. Mum keeps talking about a "permanent solution" and the word "spade" keeps being used I'm not sure what she intends to do with a spade but I'm staying out of the way! This all came about when I was caught humping a horse rug earlier - she gets well touchy about those :rolleyes:

See you soon my love
W :)

Willis, I know exactly how you feel.  My grandma and great grandma started looking really sexy recently and guess what my mother did who is supposed to love me?  She packed my bags and sent me off to my 2 legged grandma's!!!

To top it all my mum keeps on calling me "Ickle Man", I'm a big boy now and she's really getting on my nerves!  Women, I tell ya!!

Must say though I met a girl yesterday whose owner said could be my girlfriend at the end of the year, she's GORGEOUS!!  Ha, then my mums fun times will begin, she won't know whats hit her :d