Christmas cookie recipe - worth your time.

1 cup of water
1 tsp  baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon  juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle best brandy

Sample the brandy to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the brandy again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.  At this point it's best to make sure the brandy is still OK, try another cup ...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.   
 
Sample the brandy to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who givesh a sheet. Check the brandy. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somethink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the  cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the brandy and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. 

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Hey, Christmas in my kitchen !!!

Val

sounds like christmas to me LOL